I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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