no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
dude. I can hear the air.
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