A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Randomize
