I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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