D3 body, D1 cock
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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