White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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