i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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