I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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