How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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