I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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