haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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