what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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