how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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