i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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