She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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