You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Small penises have feelings too.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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