We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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