I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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