Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
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