Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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