Jerry, you need to find god
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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