question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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