we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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