But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
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