what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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