Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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