Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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