I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
