Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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