Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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