i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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