i think my mom watched the whole time
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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