Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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