I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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