worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
You made out with two different species that night
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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