it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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