the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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