Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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