doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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