Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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