can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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