if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
there was a trapeze. enough said
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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