i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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