R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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