I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
A+ Viking dick
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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