I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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