so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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