Betty ford says i'm here all night
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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