new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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