So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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