Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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